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Celebrate Earth Day at a neighborhood tire bonfire. Noon, April 22, through summer 2003.Various locations throughout the neighborhood.
Car Wash with Ice Cream. "Rocky Road," the annual fundraiser for the driver's ed program at James Lick, features ice cream made with the finest chocolate and eggs you just can't beat. Soap and water also available.
Do You Need a Lifeline? Would you like to phone a friend? Or narrow it down 50-50? Would you like to ask the audience? Is that your final answer?
Monthly Dog Gathering at the children's play area at Noe Courts. All local dogs welcome. Bring something to sniff and a story to share about your favorite neighborhood fire hydrant.
"Armageddon Tired of Doomsday Prophets," a lecture in the Alright, Already series at the Integral Apocalypse Center at the Noe Valley Mystery, is followed by a sing-along. 8:15 p.m.
Sock Puppet Lost in or near the Church Street laundromat. Answers to "Gold Toe."
Valley Vegetarians host a rare film screening at Meat Wave Video, including Pork Chop Hill, Soylent Green, Beauty and the Beef, and The Silence of the Lanb Chops. Meat outside at 6 pm.
iMac and mePC service and repairs, just for you.
Coven to Coven witchcraft book sale. Celebrate Beltane, Ostara, Samhain, or just any old day with Beulah Cackle's Week-End Wicca.
Harry Potter and the Realtors of Noe Valley. Free copies of the thrilling tale of how a young wizard bought his first house. Call 1-888-9025.
The Seven Dwarfs commit the seven deadly sins at the Seven Wonders of the World: Grumpy, feeling anger, near the Collosus at Rhodes; Happy, experiencing lust, at the pyramids at Giza; Dopey, indulging in gluttony, around the Hanging Gardens of Babylon; Sleepy, demonstrating sloth, under the statue of Zeus at Olympia, Sneezy, overcome by envy, at the tomb of Mausolus, Bashful, bursting with pride, in the Temple of Artemis at Ephesus, and Doc, full of avarice, by the Pharos at Alexandria. Saturdays at 8 p.m.